Mullet Boy Enumerates

Mullet Boy enumerates
He's not afraid to wave his wand for you
And if the fates remunerate, why,
Everyone will be let down.

He will lay down (he will lay him down)
He will lay down (he will lay him down)
He will lay down.

Gastric Man rejuvenates
He's feeling better since the swill kicked in
But if he states
"I don't drink lattes" show him
How true love rebounds.

You will lay down (you will lay you down)
You will lay down (you will lay you down)
You will lay down.

Harried Girl matriculates
She's taken her last quiz on BSE**
Yet she still hates
The Crate-and-Barrel types with
Concrete longitudes.

She will lay down (she will lay her down)
She will lay down (she will lay her down)
She will lay down

For me - a trifle late,
Without apparent motive till the wheels come off
See, in our state,
You cannot lie with men
Until they lie to you.

We will lay down (we will lay us down)
We will lay down (we will lay us down)
We will lay down (we will lay us down)
We will lay down (we will lay us down)
We will lay down (we will lay us down)
We will lay down (we will lay us down)
We will lay down (we will lay us down)
We will lay down.

**bovine spongiform encephalitis (or encephalopathy), also known as mad cow disease

Copyright 2001 John Brocato